Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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