Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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