Just cropdusted the office
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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