I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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