He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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