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• (989): View more from Michigan

  if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.

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  where am I supposed to find one of those?

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• (213): View more from California

  there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes

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• (530): View more from California

  No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa

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