They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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