She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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