do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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