either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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