belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
COCAINE IS GR8
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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