dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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