I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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