I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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