I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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