so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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