i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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