We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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