i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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