I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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