Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
