You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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