So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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