We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Ladies don't puke and tell
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
