her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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