Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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