i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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