What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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