What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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