On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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