if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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