420 ftw
id be glad to
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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