what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
