Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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