It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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