dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
