Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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