The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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