The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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