He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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