Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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