Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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