How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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