I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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