If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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