Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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