Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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