halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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