What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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