yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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