I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
