Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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