How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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