On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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