This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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